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FreeBingo manager CM Wayne has announced that he is to run for Prime Minister as the leader of the newly formed FreeBingo UK Party.

The House of Commons accepted CM Wayne as a member of parliament after he registered FreeBingo UK as an official UK Parliamentary Constituency with over 200,000 constituents (the players).

Wayne is now launching his election campaign as he prepares to go head-to-head with Gordon Brown, Nick Clegg and David Cameron in the race to become the next Prime Minister.

CM Wayne told news reporters: “I am delighted to be running for Prime Minister. This is a dream I have harboured since I was just a young boy in short trousers.”

He added: “This isnt just about me though. This is about FreeBingo UK players finally being represented in the House of Commons and it is about their hopes and dreams being realised.”

“FreeBingo UK players feel disillusioned with the current government and they don’t believe the Tories or the Liberal Democrats have the answers to the nation’s problems. Fortunately, I do. I’ve got them written down in a book at my house.”

CM George is joining the election campaign and, should the FreeBingo UK Party be successful, he will become Chancellor.

He said: “I am delighted to be supporting CM Wayne’s push to become Prime Minister. I have worked by his side for many years now and I can’t think of a better man to lead this nation out of the recession and back towards good times.”

He added: “CM Wayne is much cleverer and better than Gordon Brown and I feel he would definitely have the edge over Nick Clegg in a fight. Who is David Cameron?”

In other news, the Free Bingo Pound has been accepted by the European Central Bank (ECB) as a legal currency after its value reached parity with the UK Pound.

ECB spokesman Tonto de Abril told reporters: “Me encanta FreeBingo, pero esta noticia es una gran tontería. Cualquier persona que se crea esto debe estar un poco alelado.”



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